HAIRography

If I do say so myself, I am HOT! Everyone is jealous. I "am" the best. No one can beat me, not even that Justin Beiber dude. He is so full of himself. I mean who even likes him. But I. I'm soft and light, but surprisingly thick and lustrous. No one can even compete with my sheer excellent. He always hats cause he doesn't like to brag about me. I consider that the best complement I could ever get. Justin Beiber is such a joke! He flips his hair so much that he ran into a door and broke his arm!!! It looks like he has a critical twitch in his. Like one a doctor would look at. I am very lazy sometimes on the weekends and I don't even flaten out from the bedhead. Those days I don't even try. Scissors. Oh, how I hate those scissors. All they do is hack and chop and slip. I dread those days.

Voice- Great job i think your hair is very much full of itself. Word choice- Word choice was great don't change any of it. Figurative Language- Keep it up it is great maybe add one or two more, but great. Inference- the author loves his hair and just like him they both have attitude.